Ok, here's the final installment on Dirty Ernie. For those who have read the first 2, you are aware of the problems, associated with this child.
Today, Ernie is in kindergarten, sitting on the floor with his legs crossed, in the back of the classroom. Still makeing to little boys an girls cry.
The teacher goes, ok kids today we're going to learn our A, B, C's. Here's how it works, we'll start with the letter A, and you kids raise your hands, I'll call one of you, and you give me a word, with that letter at the begining. So they start with A, dirty Ernie is jumping up and down in the back of the classroom, I got one, he yells. Well the teacher knows, not to call on Ernie, he'll have a bad word. So she calls on little tommy, who answers, apple. The teacher goes, very good tommy. Dirty Ernie says apple, asshole is the word. So the the teacher then goes to the letter B, and asks, can anyone give me a word, with the letter B at the begining? Dirty ernie is jumping up and down in the back of the classroom, yea Bitch. Well the teacher isn't going to call on Ernie, she calls little suezie, and she answers banana. The teacher goes, thats fine suezie.
Well this goes on all the way through the alphabet, Ernie has a bad word for each letter. Of course the teacher hasn't called on ernie. So the teacher gets to the letter R, and none of the kids have their hands raised except Ernie. The teacher, ( thinking to herself, there isn't a bad word with the letter R at the begining) calls on ernie. Ernie answers Rat. the teacher goes, thats very good Ernie. Ernie goes yea, A big goddamn rat, with a tallywacker a half a foot long
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