CLOSED No Deposit Contest- Funny Picture Caption Contest from Bet Phoenix Casino

Hi Gang,

The wonderful admins here at the best casino forum in the world, LatestCasinoBonuses.com, told me that if we like, we could put up a new contest. So here is our latest Latest Casino Bonuses exclusive contest:

We have 6 Animal Pictures that need a caption. To participate, members simply need to post the captions they think fit each picture best. The captions should be posted in the following format:

Picture 1 - {insert your caption here}
Picture 2 - {insert your caption here}
Picture 3 - {insert your caption here}
And so forth.

Each caption has to be different. Players can post as many times as they like, each post has to include 6 different correctly formatted captions. Each post that qualifies counts as one entry. The winner will be determined by us here at Bet Phoenix Casino and it will be based on creativity. The winners will be announced June 28th.

NO DEPOSIT is needed to participate... the contest is open to everyone who is bonus eligible at Bet Phoenix Casino. However, if you make a deposit between now and the time the contest ends, you will get 2x your winnings! And everyone who participates will win something, so it would be a good idea to make a deposit... if only $10; which is our minimum.

The winnings from this contest will be an exception to our no-back-to back free chip rule.

The top prize will be a $250 Free Chip but there will be plenty of other prizes... EVERYONE will win something, so you can't lose! (top prize is $500 if you deposited within the specific time frame)



P.S. Be sure to include your casino username on your post so you can get credited.

mskinman
Picture 1: I'd kiss you but I don't know which end is up!
Picture 2: My momma was NOT a jackrabbit!
Picture 3: I hate it when the casino is sooooooooo slow!
Picture 4: Okay, okay!  You ARE a good magician!
Picture 5:  Another drunk hooter's customer fails the sobriety test.
Picture 6:  Llamas do it human-style!

Picture 1 - Did I miss something?                                                               Picture 2 - I GOT IT I GOT IT                                                                       Picture 3 - Do you think I'm sexy?
Picture 4 - What would Houdini do in this situation?
Picture 5- Hoo(t) you looking at?
Pictue 6- C'mon, Pick me up and twirl me around again       helburnt

  Can someone clean up my mess here please? I still don't know how to do this right. Thank you

picture one - Do you think maybe you used too much Botox?

picture two - so that's were my balls went!

picture three - vodka I thought it was water

picture four - Yo, Mister Magician did you forget something?

picture five - Whoooooo Me?

picture six - Help I've fallen and I can't get UP!

username macindra

ok entry number two for me

picture1 - anyone have some lipp gloss?
picture2 - anyone know C.P.R.
picture3 - I should of had a V8
picture4- well, I guess that's one life down, eight to go!
picture5 - Harry Potter?
picture6 - I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

username macindra

lusalin
#1  I will be your new live dealer, blackjack anyone?
#2  I won the jackpot OMG I WON THE JACKPOT
#3  Shoot he won the jackpot allways the way, cats come second
#4  You better put your head in that whole, spending all my winnings

#5  Whooo me ,i get a free chip?  wow
#6  I LOVE GAMBLING

#1- Shut up and KISS ME!

#2- I won the caption contest?!

#3- I'll never do that again.

#4- AH HA! That's what my butt looks like!

#5- LatestCasinoBonuses is a HOOT!

#6- What?! I'm working on my tan.


Username

MommyMachine


:-*

Picture 1- Pucker UP!!
Picture 2- Come ooon put em up, puut em uuuup!!
Picture 3- DONT call the vet! Just give me coffee!
Picture 4- So thats what that kid keeps pulling on that hurts dang bad!
Picture 5- WHAT! 1000% bonus at Bet Phoenix with 5x wager?
Picture 6- One tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla, FLOOR!

                  jacobblackwood      <----- Got it right this time Nick. !!

Picture 1- Boogedy Boogedy
Picture 2- Put 'em up. put 'em up
Picture 3- Well, playing dead got the dog a cookie
Picture 4- Have I got litter on my bum? Dang it, I knew it!
Picture 5- You are getting sleeEEeeepy, mister mouse
Picture 6- But Mr Hunter, I'm sooooo cute


whups....username: taktahu
ty, gl all

1. It only tickles a little bit, I promise.
2. I keep it around my neck to remind me I was once a man
3. Don't drink the blue water
4. Does this fence make my ass look big
5. Whoa, lady, put your shirt  back on
6. I am one sexy animal.

username wanton

1>  <<censored>>

2>  WAIT!!  STOP!!  DON'T YOU DARE THROW THAT BONE AWAY!!!

3> This is my cousin Earl,  He's always been the smart one in my family.

4>  Now I know how Buckaroo Banzai felt

5>  I won WHAT!!!

6>  Fear ME for I have the face of death ingrained into my belly

Username Jakoman

mskinman
Picture 1: Of course I'm a virgin-see, I haven't been de-flowered!
Picture 2: Here I am pretending to be a cat coughing up a hairball.
Picture 3: Here I am pretending to be a dog playing dead
Picture 4: C'mon, pick heads OR tails, not both!
Picture 5: Who you lookin' at?
Picture 6:  I swear that fish I caught was THIS BIG!

Picture 1 -  To say it felt like my head was going to explode would've been an understatement.
Picture 2 - I'll show you man's best friend!
Picture 3 - I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
Picture 4 - I'd lose my what, if it wasn't attached to my body?
Picture 5 - Who?!
Picture 6 - Here's lookin at you kid!

username: allgood2010

1. Do you have any chapstick?
2. I told you blue balls was real.
3. Can't....reach....butt
4. Time for Jenny Craig
5. Knock, knock. Whose there? Hoo. Hoo who? Betcha didn't know I was an owl.
6. Getting a pap is never fun.

Username wanton

Picture 1- Dont ask!
Picture 2- PLEASE!! GET THE BALLS OFF ME!
Picture 3- And this my friend, is how you relax!
Picture 4- I know curiosity killed the cat but geeez somebody help me here!
Picture 5- WHO's nnnext?
Picture 6- Time to get up? Are you kidding? I jus layed down!

jacobblackwood

Picture 1. Wanna come into my house ?
Picture 2. Told you I was a male
Picture 3.Guess what Im thinking
Picture 4.Talented huh ?
Picture 5. "WHO " are  you ?
Picture 6 . Do me ..........


tamaroa

Picture 1- CHAPSTICK PLLLLLEEEEEEAASE, IM BEGGING YOU!!
Picture 2- HAAAAAA, Your gonna need more than chapstick pal!
Picture 3- Ok, who put pain meds in the meow mix?
Picture 4- HEY!! Whos that? Get away from there! 
Picture 5- I swear, I aint took nuttin officer!
Picture 6- Someone say pedicure? Im ready!!

jacobblackwood

Picture 1 - pucker up baby
Picture 2 - Please take these instead
Picture 3 - I had how many kittens?
Picture 4 - you sure this is a necklace?
Picture 5 - you want to what?
Picture 6 - I got it I got it !

username macindra

Picture 1- Well, my agent said 'look at this face...it has 'star' written all over it'
Picture 2- Check it out. I do impressions. Ok, now..a boxer...
Picture 3- Ok, let me live God, and I swear, it's my last catnip bender
Picture 4- OMG, look at my butt! Ok, no more late night mouse snacking
Picture 5- You lookin' at me? I'm walkin' here. Ah, forgedaboudit!
Picture 6- You try hopping round all day. I mean, just look at these callouses


username: taktahu

#1- I'm a man of many faces.

#2- OMG What the heck is that in picture #1? RUUUUNNNNNN!

#3- That'll teach me to stay out all night.

#4- Sometimes I lose my ass at the casinos, but this is ridiculous.

#5- Watch it fella...Did you see what I did to #1s face...

#6- Im just a big ole "kid" at heart.


Username

MommyMachine

Hi Nick and thanks again for another chance at some $$$.  I have made 3 or 4 deposits and I really enjoy the games!  Username at Bet Phoenix is tidlucky.

Picture #1 - It's Alive!
Picture #2 - Wowzers, In Coming.........
Picture #3 - Too Much Nip, Ya Think?
Picture #4 - The Head Does Know What The Tail's Doing?
Picture #5 - A Hootie, And A Tootie, To Youie...
Picture #6 - Eat Your Heart Out, Richard Simmons!

Stay Lucky,
Pokergranni 

Picture 1- Ahhhhh, fresh air
Picture 2- Anyone for tennis
Picture 3- I ate too much...
Picture 4- You sure I'm a cat and not a giraffe?
Picture 5- What - no depositing for US?
Picture 6- Do your worst

1. Is my cold sore that noticeable?
2. Get THOSE out of my face
3. I can't get the taste of butt out of my mouth
4. Jerry the mouse has once again outsmarted Tom
5. What the HELL was that?!!
6. If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, come on baby let me know

forgot my username: wanton

#1- How YOU doin Lips?!?

#2- Did you see that bonus Luckynn just posted?

#3- I think PMM2008 spiked my drink.

#4- OK Booo73, very funny! Now can I have my ass back.

#5- Wnanhee did WHAT?!?

#6- Hey Blueday, wanna join me?

Username

MommyMachine


:-*

Picture 1) "Oh wow, I really waited to long to get a pedicure and a Brazilian wax"!
Picture 2) Bingo Balls now had two things to sue his owners for...his humiliating name and the freakazoid taser dog collar they made him wear.
Picture 3)"Oh lordy lordy lordy, I will NEVER combine Catnip and Long Island Ice teas again.....thwaak"!!!
Picture 4) "Well this confirms it, I have no sense of direction whatsoever"!
Picture 5) "Yeah, but I bet I can see WAY better than your arse"!
Picture 6) "Ok Mr. Demille, I'm ready for my CLOSE-UP"!

Oh geez ...I always forget to add me blooming name.....apowell

Picture 1- Dont hate me cuz im beautiful!

Picture 2-Im not trying to seduce you, Aight, When I dance they call me Macarena they all want me but they cant have me...MACARENA!!!!

Picture 3-Wow dude that catnip was awesome!

Picture 4- Is my bucket filling up with treats yet? This kind of hurts!

Picture 5-Hooty Hoot!!! watcha looking at? If you want to stare look at the thing in picture #1

Picture 6-FLEA CHECK!!!! ANYONE GAME?

Username: sunshinez

1. LIGHTS. CAMERA. ACTION. "1, 2... Freddy's coming for you. 3, 4... better lock your door. 5, 6... grab your crusafix. 7, 8... gonna stay up late. 9, 10... never sleep again."

2. Master says, "Jump!" & I say, "How high?!"

3. A little flesh is always good for the camera. {tongue }

4. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
    Cat.
Cat who?
    Cat nip. HAHAHA

5. I am the greatest Hooter out there! How do u think Hootie & the Blowfish came along.? Hoo* ...Me.

6. I'm looking for my pet human, Mary. Have you seen her?



Alias : Pokegiggles

1 man that baby was hot
2 if i catch this and tell no more lies like pinochio will my ears shrink
3god i am tired its hard being me
4o tell you i am not a witch or even bad luck
5 hurry snow so i can blend in and then they wont see me
6 anyone for a roll in the grass

picture1 - HAPPY FATHERS DAY DEAR
picture2 - big deposit bonus at betphoenix casino
picture3 - cream is better then milk
picture4-  is that my behind ? WOW IM FAT !
picture5 - I WON THE PROGRESSIVE JACKPOT!
picture6 - o.k. dont taser me i ate the grass i give up

username winnitall (thanks)

Picture 1- Time for a manicure!
Picture 2- Yikes! How did my cup get up here?!
Picture 3- Uh, Yeah. I don't think so.
Picture 4- I have to quit the Peep Show business.
Picture 5- I hate when they imitate my "hoot".
Picture 6- Oh! Tickle my belly...tickle my belly!!!

Picture 1- That's okay, I'll grow a new one
Picture 2- Yikes, the Martians have landed
Picture 3- You put that nasty pill in my food, didn't you?                                    Picture 4- I don't know if I'm coming or going.
Picture 5- Smile...though your heart is breaking......
Picture 6- Seriously now, I've fallen and I can't get up
helburnt

I'm sorry, did it again. I'm a big help today, can't even set the table!

1. I sneezed so hard, my nose turned inside out.
2. Sam realized he had licked himself way too much when he coughed up something very unexpected.
3. F#@% off, I'm napping.
4. John's decorating style was as bit on the morbid side
5. Where'd you go?
6. Rub my stomach or I will kill you.  Just kidding...maybe.

username wanton

picture1 - She was right!  It's NOT nice to fool Mother Nature.
picture2 - I can't believe my owner makes me play with these balls instead of the round ones!
picture3 - bathing all these kittens wears out my tongue.
picture4-  Marco!  Polo!
picture5 - What do you mean you don't give a hoot?

username jokinsers  (do we need to keep posting the user name on subsequent posts?)
picture6 - Don't hate me just because I'm top-heavy.

Picture 1) " Ok so it aint so pretty...but I can rock your world with it"!!
Picture 2) "Listen you goils..if you wanna work at the BOW WOW STRIP club, youse gotta loin howta swing da tassels"!!!
Picture 3) "Kiss me again, but slip me a little tongue this time lover."
Picture 4) The Fence trick NEVER got old to Inky and Blinky.
Picture 5) "DOH!! I just lost 10 bucks on a stupid fence trick"!
Picture 6) I'll show you mine if you show me yours"

apowell

Picture 1) Herman finally accepted that cosmetic surgery was the solution to his social issues.
Picture 2)" Laugh if you will, but this excercise turned my bod into A LEAN MEAN FIGHTING MACHINE"!
Picture 3) "Hey.....your not Auntie Em"!
Picture 4) "What da HAY-YELL"?!
Picture 5) Geez Doc, how long did you say my eyes would be DILATED"?
Picture 6) "LOVE ME"!!!!!

    Picture 1 - NO..  I'm not a hemorrhoid
    Picture 2 -  Mr.Universe  Here i come
    Picture 3 -  None for me...I'm Good
    Picture 4 - Casper the friendly cat
    Picture 5 - Too much coffee
    Picture 6 -  Can someone please help me up?
    user name nefco1

Picture 1- P_ay Dirt till it Caves.
Picture 2- I'll jump high 4 a Free Boness.
Picture 3- Too Pooped 4 Poker.
Picture 4- I REALLY bottomed out @ Bingo.
Picture 5- One more FREE SPIN...ok maybe tHoo.
Picture 6- uhh..  L'il 2 da left.
By George &  username: terrylucas 

Picture 1-"What the heck AM I!?!?!"
Picture 2-"Have no fear, SUPERDOG IS HERE!"
Picture 3-"Cat-Nipped in the bud."
Picture 4-"Wow, that's what I call a Cat-Asstrophe!"
Picture 5-"And just HOOOO do u think u are?"
Picture 6-"Help! I've fallen and I can't get BA-A-A-A-ACK up!"

Username: luvkittynumber1

#1- A face only a mother could love.

#2- Did somebody say neuter??

#3- Momma made those "special" brownies.

#4- Ok, who's the funny guy?

#5- OMG the PAPARAZZI!!!!!!!!!!

#6- Who's idea was it to go goat tipping?


Username

MommyMachine

:-*

Picture 1-That is my secret flowery flying machine rotor!
Picture 2- I'll do anything for a little treat
Picture 3- Jeez that smelled bad
Picture 4- Your butt is definitely bigger than mine
Picture 5- What! I should be asleep?
Picture 6- I'm sick, really sick.

Picture 1 - If your happy and you know it clap your hands
Picture 2 - Oh Boy a fire hydrant
Picture 3 - Too many mice.
Picture 4 - Don't you wish you were this long?
Picture 5 - Do my eyes look dialated
Picture 6 - This is how you do it.

#1- Excuse me, I seem to have lost my face, have you seen it?

#2- How'd that cat do that fence trick??

#3- So many mice, so little time.

#4- No Cats were harmed in the making of this picture.

#5- If you ask me one more time, you are going to get it.

#6- No officer I didn't have anything to drink, HONEST!


:-*

MommyMachine

These are too funny guys and gals! You have me cracking up here! Keep up the great work and I'll bring even MORE and bigger prizes!

My second list.......

Picture 1 - I think I dug too far?
Picture 2 - Uh Oh, this ain't no frizbee
Picture 3 - Oh what a relief it is
Picture 4 - Another fine mess, Ollie
Picture 5 - YOU WHAT?
Picture 6 - And a one, two, three, four, kick

Stay Lucky,
Pokergranni  ;)
aka @ BPC tidlucky

Some more tries!

Picture #1 - (Which way'd he go?)
Picture #2 - (Damn that's hot)
Picture #3 - (Nanner, Nanner, Nanner)
Picture #4 - (Am I coming or going?)
Picture #5 - (S  h  u  t  -  u p)
Picture #6 - (Did anybody get the license plate?)

Stay Lucky,
Pokergranni  ;)
username - tidlucky

Picture 1.  Feed me Seymour!
Picture 2.  Right in the ole' bread basket, Spot.
Picture 3.  AWWHHH, just a little lower and to the left.
Picture 4.  WOW, check-out the pooper on that trooper.
Picture 5.  Hey why don't ya take a picture, it'll last longer!
Picture 6.  Betcha' you can't do this, chick, chick, chicken.

Stay Lucky!
Pokergranni
username - tidlucky

1. I was thinking of a nose job, what do you think?
2. Oh yuck, my mouth was open.
3. Huh?
4. Blackie was very upset to find he could no longer lick his butt
5. What, oh yeah, I just got back from the eye doctor.
6. They're real, go on and feel them.

username wanton