CLOSED No Deposit Contest- Funny Picture Caption Contest from Bet Phoenix Casino

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1. I think there is something on my face.
2. Does anyone have any mouthwash?
3. This is my sexy face.
4. Kitty was pissed when he learned he had left his wallet in his back pocket.
5. After being hypnotized, Mike truly believed he was an owl.
6. The scientists were very upset when, after cloning the goat, they realized they put the legs in the wrong spot.

username wanton

LMAO pokergranni!!!!

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1.molemonster: dont look at me like that!, i cant help it that my momma slept with that rooster!
2.dog: "YIKES! look at that monster in pic 1!"
3.cat 1:wow i just did and i instantly fainted!
4.cat 2: me too! i ran away so fast from that thing i outran my hinie!
5.owl: ehm, im still looking..wtf!
6.goat: t, that swept me of my fee-e-e-e-e-et!!!

username dirkemans

1. Brains, brains.
2. Oh s$!t, zombies
3. With a tongue this small, it's hard to get totally clean.
4. I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to..my..body, oh wait.
5. The lady friend he brought home wasn't quite as attractive in the daylight, and sober.
6. Ouch! My baaaaaack.

username wanton
6.

Hi Nick glad to see you back
Picture 1 - A classic example of look before you sit
Picture 2 - I can hear you now
Picture 3 - My momma said there'd be days like this
Picture 4 - Kitty thought she had discovered a new way to catch her tail
Picture 5 - Starbucks hangover
Picture 6 - Belly rubs please

thanks for another great contest, rlacona

Picture 1 - It wasn't hard to figure out who was the mole in this reality show.
Picture 2 - Not only can he fetch, he plays catch as well.
Picture 3 - Who loves ya, baby?
Picture 4 - Public humiliation still being used in this small town-here we see two milk stealers serving their time in the stocks.
Picture 5 - Wise guy!
Picture 6 - The miracle of the goat with the image of Jesus on his belly has been a big attraction in the barnyard.

username mskinman

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Pic 1 - I dunno - all I did was eat a Jalepano pepper and then BAM!
Pic 2 - Get back here, I am NOT thru yet!
Pic 3 - I can't believe I ate the whole thing!
Pic 4 - hmmmmm. so that's what my ass looks like!
Pic 5 - I swear it wasn't me hoo farted!
Pic 6 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA  Oh Boy! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Picture 1:Yep, I am from Mars.
Picture 2: Stop!Follow me to see World Cup.
Picture 3: Oh,Dear Beckham,my idol,let me take a look...
Picture 4: Spatio-temporal tunnel is here, don't doubt.
Picture 5: Why I can't see anything?
Picture 6:Oh,no,sexy flash...
Username:windfall

I Really wanna THANK YOU for setting this whole contest up.... ME AND MY HUSBAND had a blast READING ALL OF THE ENTRIES WAS A lot OF FUN, IN quoting THE CHERACTERS...Well, all in all we actually had a lot of laughs. we dont seem to do much of that these days. So KNOW its more then you probably realized when i give you MUCH MAHALLOS, and Aloha,              For not only this, but ALL of your hard work...

Picture #1 "Alls I know is I woke up with it this morning"
Picture #2 "The only BALLS you will be concerned with from this point on are tennis,soccer,foot, and basket, NOT Schwedy"!
Picture#3 "I have GOT to move cuz there are just way too many freaks in this town"
Picture#4 "I still say I like old Twister better"
Picture #5 "Well then you shouldn't have given me the friggin Tootsie pop then"!
Picture#6 "Ya know they pay good money for this, so don't laugh"!

Fer cryin out loud already...................apowell

#1- Ok, I give up, can I have my face back?

#2- I'll show you doggystyle!!

#3- Weeeeeee the room is spinning!

#4- Does this fence make my ass look big?

#5- Hoo the hell are you lookin at?

#6- I've been hoofing it all day...

Username

MommyMachine


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1.  Is there are diagnosis for this condition?
2.  WTF?  Not even 1 bonus round with my deposit!!!!
3.  I've played slots for 24 hours straight.....
4.  I'm stuck....I hit a random jackpot and still cannot make play through!!!!
5.  OMG!!!!  I hit a random jackpot!!!!
6.  Help!!!  I am out of funds and can't deposit!!!!

Username:  cnolley

PICTURE 1 - well quiver me starfish
PICTURE 2 - no one knew that spot could juggle bones
PICTURE 3 - nyahhhhh goober
PICTURE 4 - hey there's my arse i was looking for
PICTURE 5 - whoooo meee
PICTURE 6 - and he clears the high jump bar a miraculous jump

username: uhdunno

#1  I have big hands why did i miss saving that goal (English Goalie)
#2  Yes this i how you train come on France
#3  Those Horns are driving me crazy
#4  Hey Wayne Rooney why did they put us in the stocks?
#5  That wasnt a goal U.S.A so play on, Im the referee
#6  We are the greatest lets do the samba, Go Brazil

1. Oh my gosh where am I??!! I can't see.
2. NOOO! Don't shoot! I swear I didn't poop in the grass!
3. Ahh somebody please give me a dollar I'm having T-rex withdrawl here.
4. Psst #3 I'll give ya a dollar to pull his tail.
5. What the heck happened to you #1?
6. Somebody please feed me.

username: kimw24

Yayyy..it's almost free chip time!  Good luck everyone!

1. Come and give mama some love
2. Holy Crap! They really ARE blue!
3. Uh. yeah. I don't have to do anything today.
4. They told me to 'get on board'
5. What are YOU lookin at?
6. heee heee heee heeee, ohhhhhhhh heeee heeee heeee heee!!


username: acgofer

1. You like my new lipstick
2. PARTYYYYYYYYYY all claps your hands
3. Once again i joined the zero credits club!
4. Magic is my middle name
5. OMG Jackpot
6. Im rolling with the big guys

username: kazzis

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1. Manicure...check, collagen to the lips...check, contacts...check and still noone want to go out with me.
2. Sammy was not aware that, when asked to play ball, they meant it literally.
3. Say what you will, but the ladies love me.
4. John was NOT happy about being the back end of cat costume and refused to go trick or treating.
5. Did someone catch the licence plate of that truck
6. Goat tipping, the new cow tipping.

Username  wanton

1.  Woo Hoo I think this model is available at Adam and Eve.
2.  Which Smurf did he eat?  Brainy Smurf, Papa Smurf or Well Hung Smurf?
3.  Photo edited due to adult content.....
4.  Cat Scratch Splinter!
5.  Whoot...you talken to me?
6.  It's only legal in Arkansas.

User name:  CNOLLEY

omg, I'm waiting for someone from Arkansas to go wtf?!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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ROFLMAO

1. Ok, who the heck hit me in the face????
2. OMG OMG OMG I swear it wasn't me.....NOOO....don't do it!  Please dont claw the sac!!!!!!!  NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Yeah cats rule & dogs drool
4.  Well if cats rule how did I manage to get my head stuck above his stinky butt??! OSCAR I said to quit farting!
5. Oh wow....I feel sorry for that dog.
6. hehehe hehehe that was something to see hehehehehe poor dog

Username: kimw24

#1- I told you I could make my head dissappear, now where is my 5 bucks.

#2- I've got blue balls........around my neck

#3- I drank the toilet water..I will never do that again

#4- Something, isn't right...I just can't put my finger on it.

#5- No, I am NOT the hooters mascot!

#6- Honey, come and get it!!!

Username

MommyMachine

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1. If Freddy Kruger were an animal.
2. Ohh, shiny balls
3. Miss Kittie Katt was all set to make her porn debut in "Pussies gone wild"
4. Shhh, what was that? Oh, I just farted.
5. How the hell did I get here, and who the frig are you?
6. One word: SEKSI

Username wanton

I always forget my stupid username

wmmeden, You just pop these off like spittin' out sunflower seed shells and so funny

Do the same thing in real life, and mostly at inappropiate times.

LOL

Everyone has been so creative in these. It's going to be hard for Nicolas to choose the winner I bet.

Good Luck everyone, and thanks to LCB, Bet Phoenix, and Nicolas for this great contest!


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1.  i used a mouth wash
2.  my money is on the 2 horse with the blue coat
3.  next time no hooka pipe for the catnip
4.  HEY WAIT FOR ME
5.  WHOOOOOO  me
6.  I"m READY, WAITING, and ABLE,  come and get it

Oops forgot to post user name    lusalin

when are results in.....pant pant pant!

The contest ends tomorrow...good luck everyone


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1. Oops!
2.Another one bites the dust!
3.I'll do anything for a free chip!
4.I love Nicholas....give me a win!
5.I feel lucky!
6.Do I look like I care?
ID: Lucky5623

1) I'm cute, can't you tell?

2) Throw the stick already!!

3) Do you mind? I'm trying to rest!

4) I really could use some help here

5) See what happens when I stay up too long?

6) I'm man's new best friend!

BetPhoenix username: Proofreaders2000

GL everyone

jakoman

Read through, lots of funny ones
GL to all the winners

it was my understanding that everyone who entered would win something so this should be interesting. a lot of us played so this is going to cost the a lot but it was sure fun I would not want to be the one to pick the winner.

it only costs them if you cash out

#1- Nicolas I will reverse my withdrawal if you give me my face back!

#2- Dean throw the darn frisbee already!!

#3- Just got off of live chat with Sam...I MADE PLAYTHROUGH!

#4- Omar, I lost my ass, could I have a free chip?

#5- This time I got Otto on live chat...he's a hoot!

#6- Me after I play at Bet Phoenix!!!


Username:

MommyMachine


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Good Luck everyone! The contest ends tomorrow!!!


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1.  How I look on the inside when I've lost my deposit........AGAIN!  :-\
2.  I've lost my deposit ALREADY!!!  :'(
3.  Me......waiting on that third bonus symbol! 
4.  I'm stuck cause I've spent all my money and I can't deposit again  >:(
5.  Not even ONE dang bonus round for my deposit! 
6.  I'm upside down with my latest deposit! 

User Name:  CNOLLEY

The contest ends today..Good luck everyone.

I'm sure Nicolas is gonna have a heck of a time choosing the winners!!


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I'm sure he'll have a tough time deciding

lol yep tons of stuff to look through

Picture 1 - {No! No! No! It's NOT my butt ,its my head!}
Picture 2 - {I KNOW i look like a rabbit, but i am NOT a rabbit and that is NOT a carrot.}
Picture 3 - {They said the anesthesia would wear off hours ago.......}
Picture 4 - {Some days i dont know whether i'm acomin or agoin.}
Picture 5 - {OMG!!  Did you see that???!!!!}
Picture 6 - {Help! I've fallen and i cant get up!!}


Thanks so much LATEST CASINO BONUSES & BET PHOENIX!!  Nicholas is always very generous and since i have been in the poor house for some time now, these contests are a great blessing

I will be depositing ASAP!
BoomBoom777

Thank you for the contest and Good Luck to everyone!

when does the contest end?