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Daniel--I pm'd my user name.  Thanks! 

Hi Bull, Allyoop, Helwin and Colywog,
Your accounts have been credited. 
Have Fun!
Daniel

2. How do you like to dress when playing online games?
poker face and joker clothes

1. How would winning millions of dollars change your personality?‎
With a bankroll like that I wouldn't have time for change . . . I'd be too busy losing it all on slots!

2. How do you like to dress when playing online games?‎

Clothes??? Don't have any left, I'm naked all the time now since I sold my clothes for cash to deposit.

How Can You Tell A Girl Is Bluffing.......  Her Lips Are Moveing

How would a millions of dollars change your personality ?  ...........................WITH A MILLION WHO NEEDS ONE

Hello everybody,

Here are today's questions:

1. What would you name your very own racehorse?‎

2. How do you know when it’s a good time to end an online gaming session?‎ ( i think the newbies here might learn from this)

Both winners, as usual, will get $50 free chip, and in 2 days, we will give a $500 free chip to one lucky winner!

Enjoy!

Daniel

What would you name your very own racehorse?‎
Andady
How do you know when it’s a good time to end an online gaming session?‎
When i losse more then 50$ or win...

1. What would you name your very own racehorse?‎
stil(l)etto

2. How do you know when it’s a good time to end an online gaming session?ý
    When I hit the cashout button by mistake

How do you know when it’s a good time to end an online gaming session?

When you think spinning is more important than getting a fresh beer.

What would you name your very own racehorse?  
       Sir Win or Glue Factory or Trot to Slot
How do you know when it's a good time to end an online gaming session?
      When you're still in the clothes you had on three days ago....

This could be considered tragic...

What would you name your very own racehorse? 

Thunder or Lightening


How do you know when it's a good time to end an online gaming session?


When I hit the spin button and a message comes up...please visit the cashier..and my pre-paid card and bank account is empty

Yesterday winners are........

Rocco:

1. How would winning millions of dollars change your personality?‎

It would not be affected - I just redeemed my karma chips.

and:

Jakoman:

How do you like to dress when playing online games?‎

I wear my lucky outfit, ballerina slippers stripped stockings a miniskirt, and a toob top, btw I am 5 foot 8 inches and 300 pounds.. I also am a very hairy Russian man.

Congratulations, you both won $50 chip!!!

I'm waiting for your Winpalace usernames.

Today, it was really hard for us to determine the winners: Bull, you came really close and we decided to give you an additional $30 chip! Personally, I think you should give to your wife.  :D

1. How would winning millions of dollars change your personality?
It wouldn't, but it sure would change the size of my wife's boobs.  Calling Dr. 90210......

2. How do you like to dress when playing online games?ý
I dress in the outfit I want to be buried in, just in case my wife finds out how much I've deposited.

Cheers,

Daniel

i would name my race horse  IN NEED IN DEED  and when i know its time to end my online  gaming session is  when the wife comes in the room with her new victoria secret  peek a boo  see through undies and i dont make a any remark on how hot she looks  !!! its also when she trips the breaker out side so the power goes out and thats when i know im done!!!!!  fellas dont let this happen to u 

hahahaha!  Hey, thanks for the chip!  Great surprise!  Yeah, she deserves it for being the brunt of my jokes! 

(bull99dt)  Thanks again!

If we won already, are we not allowed to enter again?
thx!

WOOOOHOOOO!

Karma pays off!!!

Thank you very much Daniel! Just sent you a pm.

BTW: In the world of adult entertainment a Rocco is well known; although not in online gambling

My looks are surely good enough for the movies, but my alias is actually derived from a cartoon show.

What would you name your very own racehorse?
Tony Twolegs A.K.A twolegged freak!

How do you know when it’s a good time to end an online gaming session?

When your wife lying in bed, naked with her hands cuffed, whispering 'I've been naughty, please punish me'!!

What would you name your very own racehorse?
Galloping-knob-rot
How do you know when it’s a good time to end an online gaming session?
5 seconds after the "blue screen of death"

How do you know when it’s a good time to end an online gaming session?

There's a "good time to end an online gaming session"?  Oh, wow..... 

Sure you can!
You can win more then one time

whens a good time to end gambling session?

when you're doing the pee pee dance in your seat..

What would you name your very own racehorse?

Forest....

run forest, run.....

When's a good time to end a gambling session?

The kids are screaming, the phone is ringing, the dinner is burning.

And it's all going on at the same time for the past half hour.

How do you know when it’s a good time to end an online gaming session?

When you wake up with more money in your account than you remember because you were spinning in you sleep!!!

Q. What would you name your very own racehorse?
A. REELWINNER!

Q. When's a good time to end a gambling session?
A. When you develop carpal tunel/tendinitis in your finger(s) in a few hours!

Good morning everybody,

Only four $50 Free chips left and one $500 chip.

Here are today's questions:

1. What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?

2. What’s the difference between a gambler and a  stock broker?‎

C'mon, give it your best shot!

Daniel

1. What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?
They are both usually a little on the skinny side, have a lot of conditions, and generally don't last very long.

2. What’s the difference between a gambler and a  stock broker?ý
401K and health insurance.

What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?

*Once you got it, you'd never want anything else!
*They dont eat

What’s the difference between a gambler and a  stock broker?‎
Stock brokers don´t play with their own money.

What’s the difference between a gambler and a  stock broker?‎
Stock brokers have more colourfull charts for their systems.

What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?
You go for the jackpot and end up with a size zero.

2. What’s the difference between a gambler and a  stock broker?ý

they're both gamblers, however one is usually in a suit and tie

What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?
Both are hard to get!

What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?
Your always trying to find ways to keep them coming!

Hello,

Yesterday winners are:

Audiurs6:

What would you name your very own racehorse?

Galloping-knob-rot

REDSKINS707:

How do you know when it's a good time to end an online gaming session?

I would name my race horse  IN NEED IN DEED  and when I know its time to end my online  gaming session is  when the wife comes in the room with her new Victoria secrets  peek a boo  see through undies and i don't make a any remark on how hot she looks!!!!! It's also when she trips the breaker out side so the power goes out and that's when i know I'm done!!!!!  Fellas don't let this happen to u  :o


You both won $50 Free chip! Please send me your Winpalace usernames.

Cheers,

Daniel

What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?
      Man, I'd do just about anything to have either one of them...

What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?

things in your sweet dreams.

What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?

they can cause dies !

1. What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?

You can't wait to get your hands on either one.

They both get you excited.

2. What’s the difference between a gambler and a  stock broker?

A Gambler can play naked. A stockbroker wears dress clothes.

What's the difference between a gambler and a stockbroker?

The commute.

What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?

They are usually very "skinny"

What's the difference between a gambler and a stockbroker?
            In these times, THE SPELLING!

What does a free casino bonus and a supermodel have in common?
long legs

Hello,

One more day to go till the $500 chip.

Here are the last $50 questions, to get you warmed up for tomorrow:

1. How can you spot a lousy gambler?

2. What’s the worst bet a person can make?

Daniel

1. How can you spot a lousy gambler?
Easy, he/she is the one thats always scratching themselves!

2. What’s the worst bet a person can make?
"I bet I can get that scratchy guy/girl's phone number before we leave here"