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  • How do you know when you are obsessed with gambling?

    When live chat knows you by your first name and that you are asking for a free chip.


  • How do you know when you are obsessed with gambling?

    When live chat knows you by your first name and that you are asking for a free chip.

    lol yeah, or when you know which casinos are related because you know all the live support reps by first name
  • Hi
    4 members already won the $50 free chip, and here is an opportunity to win 2 more:

    question 1:

    Why do men gamble more than women?‎

    question 2:

    What does the expression “What happens in Vegas” mean to you?‎

    Have fun!


  • 1)Why do men gamble more than women?‎
    Because man's do most of the hard work .:D

  • What does the expression “What happens in Vegas” mean to you?ý

    This phrase just reminds me its better to gamble at WinPalace in the safety of my own home than to wake up in a seedy motel room off of Fremont street with a raging hangover and a tattoo of a ruler on my thigh stating,"you have to be this big to get on this ride"!

  • What does the expression “What happens in Vegas” mean to you?ý

    That we all lie about what really happened in Vegas.

  • 1)Why do men gamble more than women?

    They claim we drive them to it.........

  • Why do men gamble more than women?‎

    like in an argue, woman always want to win.

  • Hi everybody,

    It's time to announce yesterdays winners:


    Acqofer:

    1. How do you know if you are obsessed with gambling?ý

    *When you sell your home and rent a park bench in Vegas
    *When you wish you hadn't sold those food stamps for gambling money
    *When you find yourself desperately seeking the best answers for a free chip contest on LCB
    *When the most spoken phrase out of your mouth is "just one more spin"
    *When you find yourself sitting in the corner in the fetal position sucking your thumb, rocking, chanting "I need a free chip,I need a free chip"

    and TheRunn3R:

    2. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    can you gamble with that?

    It's seems that both of you will enjoy it the most cool cool

    Please give me your Winpalace usernames.

    To all the rest: keep on answering, more free chips are on the way!

  • thank you danielq,

    my username is : Deetje

  • Why do men gamble more than women?

    I don't know but my man sure took a gamble marrying me!

    What does the phrase "what happens in Vegas" mean to me?

    If I told you I would have to kill you.

  • Why do men gamble more than women?
        Because they ain't so lucky at home....(or is it just me?...)
    What does the phrase "what happens in Vegas" mean to me?
        We'd have to go back to Vegas for me to tell you.

  • Hey daniel,

    I sent you my username via PM

    Thanks!

    smiley

  • Why do men gamble more than women?  Dude, have you seen my wife?

    What does the phrase "what happens in Vegas" mean to me?  Divorce, 'cuz she's got eyes everywhere!


  • What does the expression “What happens in Vegas” mean to you?ý

    This phrase just reminds me its better to gamble at WinPalace in the safety of my own home than to wake up in a seedy motel room off of Fremont street with a raging hangover and a tattoo of a ruler on my thigh stating,"you have to be this big to get on this ride"!


    hehehehehe  grin grin grin
  • I had a good giggle over that one, too.  grin

  • Hi, my girlfriend and me had few good laughs during the weekend thanks to all of you!

    Here are today's questions:

    1. What did the gambler confess to the priest?‎

    2. What advice would you give to a new online gambler?‎ (funny advices)

  • pm'd you my username

    Thanks (:

  • What did the gambler confess to the priest?‎

    i'm sorry father for i've sin, i've bet your money on the wrong horse.

  • What advice would you give to a new online gambler?

    divorce your wife/man and marrie your mouse, cuz it's the only thing you'll touch for the rest of your life.

  • 1. What did the gambler confess to the priest?‎

    I was the one that beat you heads up in the 10,000 winner takes it all tournament

    2.  What advice would you give to a new online gambler?‎ (funny advices)

    no, really!! Rouge means that they have honor in online casinos

  • 1. What did the gambler confess to the priest?‎

    I was the one who took your wife, your checkbook, and your VIP card to Vegas.

    2.  What advice would you give to a new online gambler?

    Alwayd deposit at mighty slots and sister casinos.

    0.2/ 5

  • What did the gambler confess to the priest?‎
    I lost everything house,car,family, now i'm 100% sure that i will win can we make a deal?
    What advice would you give to a new online gambler?
    Don't lose it all

  • 1. What did the gambler confess to the priest?
      Forgive me Father I just can't help myself I have to do it all night, I try to click just once, but...ooohhh the "spins",the sensation, the thrills all by myself.

    2. What advice would you give to a new online gambler?
        "no pain, no gain"

  • Hi

    Yesterdays winners are:

    Bull

    Why do men gamble more than women?  Dude, have you seen my wife?

    and as you chose:

    Allyoop:

    What does the expression “What happens in Vegas” mean to you?ý

    This phrase just reminds me its better to gamble at WinPalace in the safety of my own home than to wake up in a seedy motel room off of Fremont street with a raging hangover and a tattoo of a ruler on my thigh stating,"you have to be this big to get on this ride"!

    Please send me you Winpalace usernames.

    To all of you that haven't won yet- Don't worry, there are still many free chips to be given, not to mention the $500 Chip in few days.

    Daniel

  • danielq do you have any easy ones?

  • What advice would you give to a new online gambler?
    Let me play your money for you, I know what I'm doing

  • Why? These are not easy?  :) smiley




    Here are today's questions:

    1. What did the gambler confess to the priest?‎

    2. What advice would you give to a new online gambler?‎ (funny advices)




    Oh, I see you already answered cheesy
  • 2. What advice would you give to a new online gambler?‎ (funny advices)

    Get out while you still have a chance...

  • 1. What did the gambler confess to the priest?ý
    Bless me father, for I have spinned

  • 1. What did the gambler confess to the priest?‎

    I was cross-dressed when you took me home from the casino last week...

  • LhasaLover ‎, maphesto , dj_tonik ‎, TheRunn3R ‎, acgofer ‎and spearmint: The free chips are waiting for you in your accounts.

    Have Fun!

    Bull and Allyoop: waiting for your usernames.

    Daniel
  • 1. What did the gambler confess to the priest?‎


    Forgive me father, last night I was playing poker with Tarot cards.....4 people died!

  • Hey, thanks!  bull99dt  (you aren't gonna tell my wife, are you?...)


    Hi

    Yesterdays winners are:

    Bull

    Why do men gamble more than women?  Dude, have you seen my wife?

    and as you chose:

    Allyoop:

    What does the expression “What happens in Vegas” mean to you?ý

    This phrase just reminds me its better to gamble at WinPalace in the safety of my own home than to wake up in a seedy motel room off of Fremont street with a raging hangover and a tattoo of a ruler on my thigh stating,"you have to be this big to get on this ride"!

    Please send me you Winpalace usernames.

    To all of you that haven't won yet- Don't worry, there are still many free chips to be given, not to mention the $500 Chip in few days.

    Daniel
  • 1. What did the gambler confess to the priest?‎
    I swear to you father, I thought the link for the "freeroll" was to give bread to the hungry!

    2. What advice would you give to a new online gambler?‎ (funny advices)
    Be the best whore you can be
    Never ever use two free chips in a row even if they tell you it's "ok"

  • What did the gambler confess to the priest?  Forgive me Father, for I have sinned....It was me who put the casino chip in the Offering basket....

    What advice would you give to a new online gambler?  Always use me as your referrel and deposit lots.  muahahahahaha

  • No, I promise not to use it against you.  :)


    Hey, thanks!  bull99dt  (you aren't gonna tell my wife, are you?...)

  • Hi,

    Here are the new questions:

    1. How would winning millions of dollars change your personality?‎

    2. How do you like to dress when playing online games?‎

    And, just to remind you, in 4 days, on 19th, the winner will get a $500 free chip!


    Have fun!

    Daniel

  • 1. How would winning millions of dollars change your personality?‎

    It wouldn't I would donate it to Charity

    2. How do you like to dress when playing online games?‎

    I wear my lucky outfit, ballerina slippers stripped stockings a miniskirt, and a toob top, btw I am 5 foot 8 inches and 300 pounds.. I also am a verry hairy russan man

  • Hi Daniel,
    Thanks again! I sent you a P.M. I am having trouble logging in to WinPalace,duh, I can't remember my log-in name and it didnt pop up in the sign in window.
    Thanks Allyoop

    grin

  • How would winning millions of dollars change your personality?‎

    Which one? me, myself or I?

  • 2. How do you like to dress when playing online games?‎

    I don't get dressed, I play naked!!! hehe

  • How do you like to dress when playing online games?‎

    Buttnaked, I sold all my stuff on eBay, including my clothes. I still remember the look on his face when he picked up his purchases.

  • Hi

    Yesterdays funniest answers:


    Helwin:

    What did the gambler confess to the priest?

    Bless me father, for I have spinned

    and Colywog:

    What advice would you give to a new online gambler?‎

    Get out while you still have a chance...

    You both won $50 chip. Please send me your Winpalace usernames.

    Cheers,

    Daniel


  • omg I won hooray, thank you Win Palace and LCB  and Daniel of course

    1.5/ 5

  • I know, I can't believe I won!
    Thanks Daniel, Win Palace and LCB
    There were some good ones out there!
    This is so much fun.

    username - colywog

    1.5/ 5


  • How can you tell if a girl is bluffing?‎
    she'll give you a single digit number and tell you her roomies 'just a good friend'

    2. What did the king of spades say to the queen of hearts?‎
    Yeah diamonds last forever but i'll be the best 15 mins you've ever had

    (:



    Ant that what they all think

  • 1. How would winning millions of dollars change your personality?‎

    It would not be affected - I just redeemed my karma chips.

  • how would a million dollar change your personality?
    no idea,, may I guinea pig for answer?



  • 1. How would winning millions of dollars change your personality?ý
    It wouldn't, but it sure would change the size of my wife's boobs.  Calling Dr. 90210......

    2. How do you like to dress when playing online games?ý
    I dress in the outfit I want to be buried in, just in case my wife finds out how much I've deposited.

    Have fun!

    Daniel

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