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  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is

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  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the

     

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  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot

    1.3/ 5

  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to

    1.3/ 5

  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning

    1.3/ 5

  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the

    1.3/ 5

  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot.

    All

    1.3/ 5

  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is

    1.3/ 5


  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a

    1.3/ 5

  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair

    1.3/ 5

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    Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal

    1.3/ 5


  • --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal when

    1.3/ 5

  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal when dreams

    1.3/ 5

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    Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do

    1.3/ 5

  • --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come

    1.3/ 5


  • --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come true.

    1.3/ 5

  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come true. Many

    1.3/ 5


  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come true. Many happy

    1.3/ 5

  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come true. Many happy people

    1.3/ 5


  • --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come true. Many dreams come

    1.3/ 5



  • --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come true. Many dreams come beyond

    1.3/ 5




  • --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come true. Many dreams come beyond the



    1.3/ 5

  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come true. Many dreams come beyond night

    1.3/ 5

  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come true. Many dreams come beyond night horizons

    1.3/ 5


  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come true. Many dreams come beyond night and

    1.3/ 5

  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come true. Many dreams come beyond night and sleep

    1.3/ 5

  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come true. Many dreams come beyond the night and sleep tight


    1.3/ 5


  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come true. Many dreams come beyond night and sleep tight all

    1.3/ 5

  • --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come true many dreams veyond ringh and sleep, tight at

    1.3/ 5

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    Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come true many dreams veyond ringh and sleep, tight at the

    1.3/ 5


  • --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come true many dreams veyond ringh and sleep, tight at "HELLLOOOO".

    1.3/ 5

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    WTG wmmeden on that $500 Free Chip! WTG everyone, what an amazing story. I'm going to go over it and get all the other winners. Plus, I'll try and make a list of my favorite parts... this is a true gem!

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  • Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.

    Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest.  Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.

    Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer.  Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies.  Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.

    The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.

    Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling  sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.

    When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.

    Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge.  Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos.  POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.

    Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck!  Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.

    Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.

    Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.

    Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
    Bobblehead everyday about. Although  rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
    games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt!  Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.

    Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk!  Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.

    Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.

    Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.

    Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!

    Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.

    Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
    rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.

    After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want  to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they don't let anyone see what they really are are doing about you. After stumbling down the hill he started farting bubbles out both wildly both ways. Light shows flashing, strippers dancing topless on tables, lampshades shaking, music blaring loud, eardrums bursting like water flowing out of the fountains into a stream. It was almost over and Jackpot is the mascot to winning the pot. All is a fair deal, dreams do come true. Many dreams come beyond night and bring peace




    Not sure but i think this post did it!!!

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    wmmeden WON this contest!


    WTG wmmeden on that $500 Free Chip! WTG everyone, what an amazing story. I'm going to go over it and get all the other winners. Plus, I'll try and make a list of my favorite parts... this is a true gem!

  • Thanks Nicholas it was a lot of fun.

  • WMMEDN     WTG! congrats nice win! PS mine wasnt removed just so many posts at once lost mine SORRY

  • Thanks Nicholas

  • Sweet, thanks vegal regal and Nicolas. I must admit it got confusing at times, but it was funny to read the comments. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

  • Congrats wmmeden!!!!

    Good going on your post!!!!

  • congradulations to wmmeden.  Woohoooo what a win.

  • congrats  wmmedn!!!!!!!!!....Thanks Nicolas had fun,didnt post near as often as i would have liked but had fun doing it...rkeith

  • WMMEDEN: Congrats on your win..... smiley smiley smiley

    Nicolos, thank you for another great contest here at LCB.....


                                                       PMM

  • congrats  wmmedn!!
    thx for another great contest Nic  smiley

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    Thank you guys. Just so you know, since this is such a HUGE thread, it will take me a while, maybe even untill tomorrow to have the full winners list.

    But rest assured, everyone who participated will win something!


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  • Woo-hoo!

  • hi wtg Wmmeden, and ty NICK, it is a very long story, lol. but it was enjoyable , so thanks Vegas Regal

  • WTG Wmmeden.....Thankyou Nicolas, glad 2 see they ressurected you by the time the story finished...lol

  • Wmmeden, got the big one no go get some more...hit it big grin Congrats!!!

    And Nicolas does it again. Thanks for the fun!

  • yeehaw!  could we win a guinness world record, you think?  Way to go Wmmeden, enjoy!  Thanks LCB and Vegas Regal and all my fellow aspiring casino fiction writers!

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