Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt
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Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
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Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
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Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
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After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside1.3/ 5
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind1.3/ 5
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Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind rudolph.and
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy1.3/ 5
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer1.3/ 5
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for NewYears1.3/ 5
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- vtlady1952
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all1.3/ 5
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want1.3/ 5
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to
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- vtlady1952
- at Dec 30, 09, 04:07:06 PM
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to can have
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After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to,just can stick
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- vtlady1952
- at Dec 30, 09, 04:09:25 PM
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it
1.3/ 5
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- bull
- at Dec 30, 09, 04:20:45 PM
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully1.3/ 5
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- vtlady1952
- at Dec 30, 09, 04:21:59 PM
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in1.3/ 5
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- Rock222
- at Dec 30, 09, 04:29:35 PM
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your1.3/ 5
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- mistye81
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face1.3/ 5
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- vtlady1952
- at Dec 30, 09, 04:32:02 PM
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy1.3/ 5
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- Imagin.ation
- at Dec 30, 09, 04:44:04 PM
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people1.3/ 5
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail1.3/ 5
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- susie h
- at Dec 30, 09, 05:10:44 PM
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in
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- vtlady1952
- at Dec 30, 09, 05:31:55 PM
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all1.3/ 5
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- karen simmons
- at Dec 30, 09, 05:32:17 PM
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life1.3/ 5
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- vtlady1952
- at Dec 30, 09, 05:34:29 PM
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has
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- karen simmons
- at Dec 30, 09, 05:34:59 PM
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to1.3/ 5
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- vtlady1952
- at Dec 30, 09, 05:36:08 PM
- Full Member 225
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When1.3/ 5
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you1.3/ 5
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are1.3/ 5
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are
hungry1.3/ 5
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk1.3/ 5
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk off1.3/ 5
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk off your1.3/ 5
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk off your tooshie1.3/ 5
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you1.3/ 5
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager
1.3/ 5
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- vtlady1952
- at Dec 30, 09, 05:58:04 PM
- Full Member 225
- last active 8 years ago
Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and1.3/ 5
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- susie h
- at Dec 30, 09, 06:01:54 PM
- Sr. Member 279
- last active 5 years ago
Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall
1.3/ 5
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- Replied by
- vtlady1952
- at Dec 30, 09, 06:03:04 PM
- Full Member 225
- last active 8 years ago
Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall on1.3/ 5
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk off your tooshie you stager and fall on friends1.3/ 5
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- vtlady1952
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help1.3/ 5
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- claylord
- at Dec 30, 09, 06:07:51 PM
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help pick1.3/ 5
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- Imagin.ation
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help pick you1.3/ 5
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Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they1.3/ 5
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Crazy about vegas show and tell tales that parade prancingly beautiful around the waterfall with your imagination, crazy baboons frantically winning slots at VEGAS REGAL CASINO, greatest planet explosion of bonuses to all slots forever, never drop coins below red line characters dancing chacha around town. Jingle jangle St. Nick brings cheer when he surprises each player with beer. Later that spring Rudolph played with Prancer, exploring the nearby wonders found unexpectedly. They all decided to play until dawn, but Suddenly, He-Man appeared and punched Rudolph in his arm.
Throbbing, he withdrew from the playful reindeer wrestling match. As He-Man rejoiced,timeout began. Rudolph ran towards the tavern to untie Santa using his candy-cane. Santa was sobbing and pleading with easter-bunny so long that the LCB team went crazy. Members tipped over their drinks trying to stop this cry-fest. Later, everyone came bringing Margharitas and Jello-Shots for Mrs.Claus. Intoxicated, quickly Mrs.Claus frantically undressed He-Man, then noticed He-Man's huge wart. Gagging,coughing, laughing, OMG! Pointing her Mistletoe around, dancing and singing.
Unfortunately Tarzan found free-chips-fairy sprinkling Tabasco Hot-Sauce. Carrolers stiffled as they stumbled across bumps in their underwear and socks stuffed full with balls of beer. Now crazy images running blindly through windy tunnels. Suddenly Elvis appears singing Blue Christmas Hawaiian strippers hula-hula'n. Along came Jane Austen carrying lots of loot bags overflowing,leaking powdery glitter glue snowflakes under armpits musty, scented talcum cookies. Laughing maniacally, stating "Duck!" MotherGoose where can oh jolly..... suddenly out sprang cinderella looking stupid but along came a mouse wearing two psychedelic earrings,carrying alligator-boots and suede slacks with lipstick on her eyelids.
The old stepmother yelled to Easterbunny holy snowmen look at those door-knockers carolling!! How merrily, cheery cheeked they frolicked. Enormous Pandas skipping, slipping, caroling brightly, drunkenly, flip-flopping, singing "Evita". Theres 7-dwarfs ransacking barbies beachhouse beside Ken's plastic condo with Lamborghini sleigh doors. Walking hungry, wishing, wanting Twinkies covered with sprinkles, decorated outrageously glowing Uranium jelly. Yonder combobulated stewardesses flying helicopters upside-down. zig-zagging through purple elephants and green monsters with dreadlocks swirling skywardly.
Clouds amazingly changing colour shaped like candy-floss candy canes flirtatiously canoodling above conversation, declaring a holiday win.Finally Bono the horse came trotting boldly waving American pie flavored panties claiming poka-dots cause wedgies. Adjusting your stockings with suspenders tangled up will cause potent spasms in spite of the size of them. Clowns orange honkers appear making loud noises tromboning through the bling-bling sparkles entwined monkeys screaming crazy foreign nouns about bananas dancing crazy.
When Wham! A flamingo caught five hairy grinches, dusty and loaded-down it seemed natural when something went haywire during FA-LALALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA then out came the hos laughing, his hairy merry beard, big round face with a smile ear to ear and feet on air, of clouds that sprinkled blue pooh doo. Frankenstein past indiscretions onto his friends, did affect eventual joyly. Shavings of chocolate beer nuts sprinkled caringly over pies. Waterfalls cascading vanilla syrup with icecream sundaes and other candy sprinkles surrounding loads icicles.
Gambling never fails to ensure entertainment and good habits and jackpots occasionally ring every day. Spirited players cheering loudly Whooooo Hooooo, Vegas Regal!!! Opening free banquets filled overwhelmingly,suspiciously full pockets overflowing dropping coins, hotwheels, diamonds, money! Suddenly, someone threw a hundred-dollarbill, landed perpendicular, sliding across the slippery side of my nostril next onto something bigger anyone knows Cher personally but Madonna has huge fans promoting her. Dodging missiles, left Supercallafragilisticexpealidocious. Feeling like flowers sprouting wildly about tables spinning clockwise I vomited happiness; colourful tootsies, dripping honey-mustard flavored popsicles with lemon Pledge. Expectations of conception regardless to whoever spanked Superman while saving spiderman photos. POW, WHACK, BANG,Robin jumped over Snow-white, Peter Pan, tinkerbell, Elton pop-locked wildly.
Gifts shrewn under my pillow like lump marshmellows, softly rubbing against my eyelid, relaxing me. Feelings erupt violently below my nose. Christmas fruitcake, yuck! Fudge macadamia, drools fall from my lips. Dreaming fattens everyone's imagination that hopefully good fortune prevails. Winning always gives one holiday cheer and lots of friends to celebrate future weddings and paranoia with cookies tossed high upon mountains.
Unlike forensics, proving murder suspects, copycats, thieves with crimes along with evil-elfs slurring phrases that Santa wouldn't dream because he's gone sleighriding without his favorite twinkle, along highway speed clocking 100 GigaMiles/hr, jumped lanes causing numerous accidents. The reindeers' bells whistled Dixie and Chimed sweet harmonious music while Santa gracefully snapped his fingers and sneezed,whistled farted,"poopoopeedoo" crashed headfirst after rolling cigarettes made with WACKY TOBACKY.
Children are heathens who bring hope to everyone, even turtles. They always innocently speak about Boogeymen, Trolls, Easterbunny, Godzilla, fluffy lil puppies and Lollipops. Pretending ducks were munching chocolate covered with sprinkles. Kittens scratching folded fuzzy fizzledizzlenizzledoll wrapping gifts, humming songs keep my eyes closed.
Someday Cinderella may want children. That's something she teased Prince
Bobblehead everyday about. Although rug-rats often play dirty, sneaky
games, Sir Lancelot reeks like sewerwater sludge. OMG! Stinky rotten please sir Bubblebutt! Today we got plenty treats and chips to play on the harmonica, songs of Christmas past, unhappy about stocking-stuffers filled with tokens bent.
Fireplaces crackling, chestnuts roasting, chexmix, Martinis, Tuaca, tomato-sauce, Drunk! Hangover's here! Spinning round upside-down, sick stomach,headache,ACHOO. Then fell hard on my golden pa-tootsie like cushion, bounced around painlessly laughing like clowns dressed in wedding balloons filled with helium gas. Oops there's another chip around PeterPans secret cave equipped with sauna, smells sweaty crawling toejam.
Meanwhile SpongeBob, Patrick and Darth Dooku plotted against Pikachu. Chipmunks cruising, jamming guacamole mobiles, smacking down naughty leprechauns, tossing around beachballs, gambling with cornchips made of chocolate, fantastic surprises everywhere playing cards. Everyone enjoy's swimming nude in moneypool for this New Years party. Many Gold-Coins are cascading happily over football fields, parading cheerleaders, drummers and mascots. Next, fifty women danced Tango around someones car while eating donuts.
Somewhere inside the carnival, a bearded lady tossed rings of steel. Children yelled Giddy-Up, giraffes burped alphabetically, frogs leaping. Touchdown yells the crowd. Elephants SLOTS noisily trumpeted, cheerleaders dancing on clouds and stars. The monkeys were working hard for their peanuts and tokens filled with Christmas cheer. Lions jumping through hoops, dancing elephants wearing tu-tus, bandanas around tusks, midgets being tossed, smiling strippers taunting...this madness has luck out-numbered.
Over and under the snow there's dog-poo, don't step on colored snow. Making noises, footprinting, snowbutterflying, slipping furiously,falling down, crawling through ditches. Plowing roads, upside down, piles of snow glittering glue, melting ice sculptures all turning funny-faced,dripping everywhere. How retarded they were believing dog-poo could color therapuetic snow in experiments!
Scientists turned blue when they touched electrical workers' boots. Paramedics tried to revive them, but alas,power-outages caused things to fail. Fortunately, two awesome chippen-dales asked, "Where are all the beautiful slots?" Looking confused, everyone started to panic uncontrolably jumping across heaps of gold. Mayhem ensued Ballerinas while Trolls attacked the Goblins, then suddenly Peek-A-Boo babydoll Ken strutted his painted pinstriped leg, psycadelic eyes, bushy lips and hairy armpits.Yesterday ambitiously we searched all vaults frantically, Barbie, Batman, Robin, Dora, & LCB. Noone could understand where Polkaroo went.
Magnificent seven wearing nothing, flashing their purses and Bingo Cards all cololoured red cherries jubilee abound with ton's of whipped-cream, strawberries and nuts. Delightfully abound, shoestrings deliciously new, orange and frosty above rainbows. Bursts sunlight snowflakes through softly winding wrinkles fading gently around fatrolls draped across bodies of
rough hills. Hopefully I drank peptobismal soothing suspicious and contradictory, stating severe need for liquor.
After rehearsing tiredlessly singing dittys in Memphis over Miami.Nicholas commented about the words exchanged in hippos lives related to guitars strumming crazily,indignant people gathered around chatting with his feet warmers on. Once upon a time Nicholas wante to bellydance singing the chillymellow blues and died. Meanwhile, back home at haystacks iowa state prison Blueday posted googledegoop, same thing as everyone does. Now Nicolas revived and himself freely with all smiles birthdaysuited and ready for a party went ot to the beer garden, Nicholas slammed his bottle in the dirt outside behind the bar. Happy free chips and beer for New Years and all who want to, just can stick it joyfully in your face. Happy people prevail in all life has to offer. When you are hungry and drunk of your tooshie you stager and fall, friends help, but they dont1.3/ 5
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