poker rap

intro:

this track is about my stack

ow yes yes yes

this croupie is shaking these cards to nice for me man

I say let's have a drink, a nice poker game and an ipod nano

Track:

drop the flop

flip these cards

turn these cards

all in

split pot

fakkop

.

next round

big stack check check

big blinds check check

big money check check

apple nano check check

i'm a real player

i'm a real player

i'm not jokering around

next round throw that money around

.

big stack, big blinds, big money

kings junks aces and my honey

big stack, big blinds, big money

kings junks aces and my honey

.

this bet makes your skillhead wanne reraise with nothing

and a king

then

he wanne bluff king / ten

and goes all in

then dizzis what i sing

.

i'm chipleader

i'm the leader of my chips

i'm chipleader

i'm the leader of my chips

imma imma cardreader

imma imma cardreader

read what you get

what you hit

what you bet

on this pot

small blinds, call blinds, big blinds, sick blinds, read minds

small blinds, call blinds, big blinds, sick blinds, read minds

but no one reads my mind

Bang, 4 of a kind

i'm chipleader

i'm the leader of my chips

i'm chipleader

i'm the leader of my chips

check this out

or

sit & go

spit and flow

you already know who's that oooojooooooo

ama ama ama amazing player

ama ama ama amazing player of all rhymz in

crucial times and my full house shines

my fullhouse shines

my fullhouse bounce

bounce or lounch

bounce or lounch

all playerz on pauz

all playerz on pauz

check check, deep stack, speed track

flashback, my flush back, flesh jack jack, check check

it's a race with aces, faces and reraisers

reraise this!

and drin king jack jack daniels

drin king jack jack daniels

check you bank account

see that money in the next round

seat payed, high rate, royal straight

I'm a V.I.P

I'm a V.I.P

FINAL TABLE

head up

heads up

double up

i say dubbel dizzup

and hit the jackpot

i'm on fire in the qualifire

i'm on fire at the finals of my qualifire

focus i'm in late position

take my room mates in straight position

dizzis a full house mision

i've got full house mansion

attention attention

where is my dealer

has any body seen my dealer

dealer

i think i'm gonna call my dealer

piiiiiiieeeep dealer? dealer? ALL OUT, peACE

made by acekees(pimpstarsss) 8)

You got my attention.  It's really good.

blue

imma imma cardreader LMAO!

great rap, you said it all.

all-in I mean (lol)

gl all

imakin1

Nice one, mate! :)

I can see you on MTV with that one!!

Very cool!

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