Rev. Denise....my trip to her office.

Hello.

I wanted to bring you all up to date with my deep, lustful infatuation with my pastor, Rev. Denise. 

After the Thanksgiving Eve service last night she asked if I would come back to her office so we could discuss some things for our mission trip to Costa Rica.  (We leave on December 3.)  I was just hoping her meat-headed husband would not be around, which is usually the case.  He rarely attends services.  I have heard through the grape vine he is always at work on his latest get-rich-quick scemes.  Last I heard he was going to corner the dog-food market.  Anyway....

I had completely enjoyed Rev. Denise's sermon last night.  As you would expect, she preached on being thankful in a self-centered world.  All I could think about as she spoke was how damn thankful I was to be able to sit here and watch her mouth move!!!!

When I arrived at her smartly decorated office (a diverse, international theme) she had already removed her vestments and was wearing a very sharp looking business suit, white blouse and gold chain with emeralds.  I cannot adequately explain how my breath shortened and my mouth watered as I watched her beautiful breasts slightly swell and relax as she breathed.  My, my, the Lord is good!

She wanted to go over a few details of the mission trip.  Fortunately, my oldest had driven the rest of my bratty kids home, so I was relaxed.  The highlight of the details was this:  Our team is staying in four huts.  CO-ED.  You read that right.....mix gender housing!  She slowly slid the list of "room assignments" across her desk.  I watch her hand move the paper...it was feminine, yet strong, and had a very cute small freckle on her knuckle of her thumb.  (Yes, I am studying every squre inch of her delicious body.)  I noticed on the hut-assignments she and I are in the SAME hut.  And she wanted me to know it is a shared and semi private shower facilities.  She also wanted me to know our hut is next to the border of the bananna field and river.  Hmmmmm...sounds seculded.  ***Dr.Psyce rubs his grubby hands together and says moo-ha-ha-ha-ha!***

Now, our two other roomates are 1.  A very, very  large woman who probably should not be going on the mission trip.  She waddles everywhere and gets out of breath crossing a room.  2.  A really obnoxious older man who thinks he is a Bible expert, but really is FAR from it.  I loath those types.    Hopefully, they will not be pests!!!  Like a crafty Sith Lord I shall sceme a way for them to get lost in the jungle....don't worry, not TOO lost!

As I prepared to leave her office, she escorted me to the door and gave me a lingering hung.  As her glorious bosom pushed against my ribs I was filled with school boy awe and excitement! 

We leave in one week.......

OMG - you really do have it soooo bad. 

Sounds as though she may have a little bit of "the hots" for you?  Well - best of luck and hope the waddler and the obnoxious one don't get too much in your way.  Be careful and take care.

blue

Be careful as tp propiety...Concintrate why you are going and not what's going along or on

Blue......the 350 pound waddler situation will take care of itself.  I say 90% chance she will be air-lifted in the first 3 days.

The obnoxious Bible thumber....hmmmm.....he either will get lost in the jungle or I will irritate so badly he will beg for another hut!!!!

He may well beg for another hut if the aforesaid waddler is snoring a lot!    ;D

JK!

Whatever happens, I hope its all good but please do take care and don't "expect" anything to happen and then you won't be disappointed.

blue

Blue....ah, you are indeed a wise woman.

Dude.  So not cool.

Dear be careful as possible as much. Its better to be safe then say sorry.

Yeah.....but what a thrill this is!

Doc,

I'm confused did u say she had a "lingering hung"? I'd expect that of you........but not the Rev Denise!!!!

Lips

Lips and Tony.......Guilty!  I did a classic Freudian slip!

What's a "lingering hung" anyway....?
And waiiiiiit just a darn minute.. are you going on a rondezou
sharing bananas and rubbing cocoanuts in the jungle with your pastor?
............

Yes...in my utter shame I have to admit you are correct.  Dark, forbidden fruit!

don't get your....errrr...."hopes" up.

you can try the old ..."i'm a doctor, it's ok " line, but i doubt she's willing to burn in hell for eternity on a technicality

she's married, and unless you can arrange some kind of jungle disappearance, you're going to need to prescribe yourself some saltpeter

Okay.. i asked everyone i know what is a "lingering hung"
everyone is stumped...
but when explaining the story and what's going on to people..
i finally came to an assumption, maybe it means "a rise in your private part"
best way i can put it on here.. i don't want to say boner.. oops i did..
have fun... but be good.. and remember bananas are slippery..

Imagin.....ah, I am afraid you have over interpreted my Freudian typo.  I simply meant "hug." 

If you need me to explain a "Freudian slip", I will be happy to!  lol

..... HUG?... a HUG....
WHAT?..... ...
i went through all that for a typo.. that was HUG and not hung?
LMAO... okay nevermind 

imagin.....well, your member name describes you well!  Thanks for the good thoughts!

dude....you got some serious issues, how can you call yourself a religeous man and come here and talk about your married reverand the way you do? not to sound mean, but i'm just curious

Ya, Goldenboy, I have to say, I am a little with you on this one here.

And I am kinda surprised at the Mods for not stepping in, like they did to me,
as this is supposed to be a "CLEAN FORUM", and all I did was have a pic up of two woman, that was made to be removed.  I didn't think it was untasteful, but hey..

You think "my mouth watered, staring down at her breasts...blah, blah, blah, blah." is in good taste..for an ex, and i stress that..EX psych doc..to be lusting after a married Reverend in public..

Not cool in my books..totally tasteless, and

I don't think it has a place in this forum.

  Nal

As I recall Nal, you have removed that image by yourself, and I thanked you. I never made you remove the image, you did it yourself coz some members found it untasteful and you were sport to remove it. However I did warn you about your inappropriate language back then. Thats why I stepped in and not coz of your pic.

So please dont mix those two things.

thank you
Zuga

Hi Nal,

I think one of the most admireable things about our "general" forum is that there is not alot of restraints on opinions. We all beat to a different drummer. Accepting members for who they are and having the openess to share with us is what makes this section so awesome!

It took alot of guts and encourage for Doc to share his story. He is not harming anyone nor hurting anyone. Seems to me the Rev herself is enjoying it. Unfortunately there is things in life we may not all agree on....but i am hoping we can all agree to disagree.

You after all are my Louise....and together we rob banks......wink!!

Lips

I find it intriguing and Im looking forward to the next "chapter".

blue

I'm intrigue and awaiting the next chapter as well..
Good stuff..

"As the Lastest Casino "Bonus" Turns"..
"The Bold and The Rev. "
"One Lingering Hung to Live"

Goldenboy and Nal:
I would like to appologize for making you feel uncomfortable.  Though, I feel me being honest about my broken humanity has opened up good conversations about all our short-comings.

Yes, I am a religious man, and yes, I feel great guilt over this. Truly, the Lord is not pleased with me.  Though, in desperation I continue to buy my way into Heaven.  I just hope the Lord is REALLY merciful and kind to me in the END.

And yes, Nal, you are correct.  I am an EX doc.  I had my credentials taken away 10 years ago.  I did something really, really bad and paid a horrible price.  It took me 10 years to get my life back. 

Hi Doc,

We all have things we are not proud of. I admire your courage to even admit your short comings.

But its envelope push time........AGAIN!!!!! Why do you have such an attraction to the Rev? Is it the forbidden fruit or is this a "safe" lust. Safe because it's very possible nothing will ever become of this. She is married and because she is a Rev your facing some pretty tough obstacles.

Romance, desire and passion are so fun aren't they!!!

Lips

Push that envelope, baby!

I think it means I work too much, sometimes tired of raising four kids, and I have thrill issues.  Rev. Denise is just a fun place to go!

You know the human animal well!  When we hanging up that shingle together?

I just have one hang up about that shingle doc.......i don't want to linger when its hung...........lmaooooooooooo!!!!

Lips

Hi Zuga, maybe you didn't make me remove the pic yourself...I did it, because a lot of peeps were talking, and because of this comment from you exactly that I will quote from you now if you will recall:

this is post 2038 July

"THIS IS A GAMBLING FORUM, ANY PORN TALK, ANY MATERIAL OF ANY SUCH WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"

These are your words Zuga, I am not confused about anything.  I know other things went down, but that is not what we are talking about.  I thought the issue at hand was porn material, such as listening to Doc oogle the Revs, breast ...and Lips...however you could compare this to Thelma and Louise?  I must have missed THAT part...

Nal,

I hardly think admiring the bosom of a woman is considered porn. I only reference "Thelma and Louise" for the purpose of how we are all characters in our own right.

I just can't see condemning a person for baring their souls. We have ALL been open at one time or another and that has always been the beauty of LCB. That is what has made us a family.

Like the 2 monkeys pic........everyone found it humorous.....and for those who didn't...at the end of the day there is still a level of respect.

I just don't see how physical attraction is equated to porn. It's a romance novel in the making....like reading a Harlequin Romance Novel. Attraction and passion are very natural and if written with taste......oh so sexy!!

I am sorry if my Thelma comment was offensive to you.....i have misread you....and it was poor judgement on my part.

Lips

How about if you don't like it.. just don't read it...
And if you do read it and don't like it... go on to the next

Lips and Nal.. you two have been fighting ever since i joined..
Both you two need to just stop it, it's embarresing for this forum
Long time members acting like this makes no sense..
It is uncomfortable for others to see this..
Lips, i do see you trying to keep the peace.. but it's best
to just ignore comments that just keep going on and on...
I like coming on here happy, this stuff is making it miserable..

This story he is telling is great, and like Tony says.. we are all
human with our human nature no matter what title we hold..

13oclock i do LOVE your group hugs!!!!!!!!!

Nal and i have a VERY close relationship and correspond both on and off site. It was never my intent to argue rather to make peace.

Lips

Nal,

Wrong again, You have removed that pic  before I got involved as i was on vacation at that time ( and you ll notice my post was made several hours after you removed the pic, just check the time and date of my post )

For me the issue wasnt your pic , but your inappropriate language.

Zuga

Nal

you have been WARNED for this :



....nothing like getting off track, huh??

Nal, I really dont know whats your problem, but trust me you dont want to go this road!

Ive tolerated your provocations, your inappropriate lang way to many times. You never got banned for that, but im warning you my patience has its limits!


Now Back to the Topic



Zuga

[quote author=Imagin.ation link=topic=7420.msg53812#msg53812 date=1259640331]

Lips and Nal.. you two have been fighting ever since i joined..
Both you two need to just stop it, it's embarresing for this forum
Long time members acting like this makes no sense..
It is uncomfortable for others to see this..
Lips, i do see you trying to keep the peace.. but it's best
to just ignore comments that just keep going on and on...
I like coming on here happy, this stuff is making it miserable....

[quote author=Imagin.ation link=topic=7420.msg53812#msg53812 date=1259640331]
How about if you don't like it.. just don't read it...
And if you do read it and don't like it... go on to the next

Lips and Nal.. you two have been fighting ever since i joined..
Both you two need to just stop it, it's embarresing for this forum
Long time members acting like this makes no sense..
It is uncomfortable for others to see this..
Lips, i do see you trying to keep the peace.. but it's best
to just ignore comments that just keep going on and on...
I like coming on here happy, this stuff is making it miserable..

You are so out of line here.

First off, Lips and I are good friends, and we never fight.  Sometimes we have difference of opinion which is what a forum is for.  We both have strong beliefs, and like to express ourselves...this doesn't mean we are fighting.

But you on the other hand, should stick to what you tell us to do if you are uncomfortable, and just don't read it...follow your own words..poet.

Personally, I have found that 99% of misery is self inflicted.

Yeah, 13.  And how 'bout them Bills?

Hey 13........i just ran out can i bumb a ciggy?



Lips

My apologies..
Frankly i don't care if you guys are friends or not
Maybe i shouldn't of called it fighting..
How about strongly opinionated as so much as to make
others uncomfortable.. that works..
And being out of line... i don't care either