My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Mitch Hedberg​​​​​​

„EU membership brings economic security, peace and stability.“

Liz Truss (2016)

​​​​

"It is easy to sit up and take notice, What is difficult is getting up and taking action." 
 

Honore de Balzac

"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours you think it's only a minute. But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute you think it's two hours. That's relativity."

-Einstein

The only business in the world bigger than gambling is religion...but gambling is not nearly so corrupt.

"Ni"

– The Knights Who Say “Ni"

 'I am a fighter, not a quitter'

- Liz Truss 19.10.2022

"Every human being, when there is a fundamental change in himself, affects the consciousness of the world – because you are the world and the world is you. "

One of my favorite quotes is

"If you are good at something, never do it for free."

Joker from Dark Knight.

"We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones."

- Stephen King

"It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."
-Alfred Adler

"I have learned that a man has the right and obligation to look down at another man, only when that man needs help to get up from the ground"

- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

"People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does."

― Michel Foucault

“If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.” ―Roald Dahl

"In the grand scheme of things, we are just tiny specs that will one day be forgotten. So it doesn't matter what we did or how we'll be remembered. The only thing that matters is right now. This moment." ― BoJack 

“No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky.”

Bob Dylan

"The best way to predict the future is to create it."

- Abraham Lincoln

When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent.

My favorite quote is from book "Into the wild" by Jon Krakauer

And what is this quote?

The same for every team that ever existed. If you work with the team and need to move the decision-making power elsewhere, it just shifts the blame. Some people can think the decision is wrong but nobody is wrong for making the decision even if you want to play casino games. I like such games (LINK REMOVED) and spend my free time playing.

- Link removed by Moderator KingNemo. Posting third party links is against our T&C.

Here's a good one from Scorsese's Casino (1995)
Ace Rothstein: When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours.

"Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them."

- Jim Carrey

"If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream."

- Steve Jobs

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

"They've got money for wars but can't feed the poor."

- Tupac Shakur

On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain: either you will reach a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be able to climb higher tomorrow.

Friedrich Nietzsche

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."

- Winston Churchill

“Courage is grace under pressure.”

- Ernest Hemingway

“Without an understanding of bad…how can one truly have an appreciation of good.”

- Kevin Gates

Here is one my mother used to tell me

If you play with matches you'll get burned so you better play with your books so you can learn

Cheesy I know lol

"Checkers is for tramps."

- Paul Morphy

"What we call the personality is often a jumble of genuine traits and adopted coping styles that do not reflect our true self at all but the loss of it."

- Gabor Mate

“Think good and good follows. Think evil and evil follows. You are what you think all day long.”

Joseph Murphy

A quote from a wise man: I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. 

LOL , that was a good one :D