'Three Word Story' Game.

on top of

the giant he

looked at him

and realized he

was not really

one of the

ones he thought.

could free them

but not all

would go free

so he took

two tea bags

and put them

in a cup

with hot water

but not for

the love of

money or anything

just for the

ordinary human curiosity

that killed the

cat and he

gonna regret this

probably too late

to stop now

so he went

singing with happiness

and laughing with

that diamond in

his front pocket

Wnanhee usually in the past has given us the updated story.  We haven't had one in a while so, I thought an update might be needed to fresh our memories.  So here's the update:


Once there was a flawless diamond and a thief who wanted to steal it and sell it to his wife but then he died.
And left a will that said everything goes to my cat, Artemis because he's the only one who would really know how I felt.
The angry wife wanted her revenge she skinned poor Artemis with a kitchen knife, and a cheese grater.
As she was cleaning the mess a dark shadow fell upon her like gazing into a stagnant pond and she realized xanax and vodka leads to hallucinations.
This realization made her wickedly happy until Artemis jumped up and clawed a giant "A" on her forehead.
"You are mine"
he said loudly stunned the wife could only stare in shocked silence as Artemis grabbed the flawless diamond and ran away taking his catnip then he woke big arse giant and they both ran headlong into the front door.
"Ouch!"
said the giant as he fumes blame to billowing red flowers
"That really hurt!"
Then he noticed something wonderfully bright and shiny lying next to him.
But before he grabbed the bauble Artemis the cat pounced, quickly pocketing the shiny prize.
The angered giant tried to grab it from Artemis's sharp little claws.
But Artemis was quicker and smarter than anyone knew the cat tripped lost his prize
which went flying then poor Artemis tried to jump on top of the giants head but hit his family jewels, gasping for breath. 
Now the giant was reaching for the diamond but couldn't move his body because he was stupifyed by potter.
Meanwhile Artemis was slowly regaining, he sat up amazed scratched his head and rubbed his nose with cold  fingers.
He jumped higher than he had ever jumped for the sake of that diamond.
He started thinking that he might as well make a quick escape before he gets tangled with the giant again.
So he had a brilliant idea how to get away he hid in behind the curtain and waited for the giant to  finish eating his pinto beans and leave the table.
While Artemis was watching the giant, the doorbell rang so Artemis crept upon tip-toe into the foyer to see who was at the door.
The Fuller Brush man was standing with a metal brush used to clean the BBQ grill on the deck holding beer bottle taking a swig then burping loudly he still tried to talk.
The lady upstairs opened the window to inquire sound but Artemis was throwing the salesman fresh caught fish and crispy chips perhaps a drink of fresh milk with some cookies.
Nobody noticed that he was watching the door carefully, waiting for someone who would make it impossible to steal the jewels and get away from the cops but he kept running to car but the wrong ones and accidentally tripped over foot and broke his tailbone.
That didn't make the situation any worse though but all the girls were watching Oprah on TV until he fell on his head.
He wore a feathered black beret he found outside in the alley.
He wondered how he would look to the others.
But no one noticed the scar on his face or the huge knife in chest.
Oh...that barely petruded with blood trickling down his whiskers!
He is now going to town to see a movie that somebody recommended to him.
But he had a short delay due to unforeseen dalliances.
The ladies of the street were keen on mod plaid hats and green trousers.
So Artemis was quietly trying to find the way to the restroom.
On the balcony a pigeon sat peering at Eduardo warily.
Then it flew straight down and pecked Eduardo's head until it started to bleed, which required medical assistance immediately, so 911 was called.
The ambulance arrived and the paramedics dashed to Eduardo and loaded him with lots of care onto the ambulance and off to the hospital they went.
Artemis told Sally about Eduardo's injury and  she started to break down and fell into tears.
Sally tried to comfort Eduardo with hot steamy chocolate but he wanted nothing to drink.
As the ambulance pulled away Sally called her brother who hung up the phone.
Totally sucks for her but, the reality is she wanted someone to talk to about Artemis!
Artemis was scared where from here, here maybe why?
Artemis couldn't figure, then an idea came to him.
It was a mega money making plan that could make him rich.
How to pull all the strings to do what every soul longs and that is to be a rob a bank.
Artemis decided he would take the money and run to the casino luck with slots and the slots were lucky indeed!
He won a million dollars and bought a nice piece of property a new car.
It was a thing of beauty.
However, Artemis wasn't satisfied, so he decided to try planting beautiful flowers in a spot where he could enjoy their beauty.
Did he finally win a million?
No one will will ever believe he gave it to a few members of a forum named LCB.
Artemis then proceeded to do more for the group.
Then he first thought for awhile, thinking of a good idea so everyone would benefit.
He just couldn't part with his original idea about giving money to a few members of Gamblers Anonymous, to go vegas and spend it gambling and having a good time.
After all he never saw it and didn't think it would end, but it did.
So, Artemis had a good cry then decided to then he got try the whole over and over.
Remembering the diamond on top of the giant, he looked at him and realized he was not really one of the ones he thought could free them.
But not all would go free so he took two tea bags and put them in a cup with hot water.
But not for the love of money or anything.
Just for the ordinary human curiosity that killed the cat and he gonna regret this.
Probably too late to stop now.
So he went singing with happiness and laughing with that diamond in his front pocket.
TO BE CONTINUED........

he had finally

found a solution

he would keep

in its memory

for all time

, the flawless diamond.

would forever be

untouchable for him.

so he quickly

remembered the giant

didn't have a

clue about the

    big lump on

his favorite thing

which was his

mighty pink pillow

.  Artemis then thought

what item could

be better than