Onbling Casino - CLOSED 7/2015 Review

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Thinking about meeting aliens, we usually think about how many planets there are but we completely discount time. Remember, the Earth was round for four billion years before humans appeared. So maybe an alien civilization was nearby but all they saw was a lot of… nothing. To make things depressive for people who would like to meet aliens, scientists came up with “The Doomsday argument” which essentially should determine the maximum number of human beings that can ever possibly be born. And according to them, humans will probably be dust long before we master interstellar travel or by the time any aliens fly by our Earth… again. Perhaps, even if we achieve interstellar travel before we are extinct, it is very possible that our first historic visit to another galaxy might give us nothing but a bunch of big-headed skeletons and about a zillion gallons of wasted rocket fuel.

In case you think that aliens are friendly beings, you might want to play the “Outta This World” slot; that was exactly what I did at the OnBling Casino. I started playing with $30 and at the beginning the slot was very cold and my balance went below $20 rather easily. But the slot seemed to be warming up little by little; I started getting some nice spin wins, between $5 and $6. My favorite one was a win of $5.75 and it was one of a few good spins when I recovered my balance up to $28. I really liked The Expanding Wild – what a friendly little helpful alien! Unfortunately, there was no bonus round for me but the playtime was longer than I expected, so I guess that counts for something.

My thoughts became destructive so I kept thinking what we should do when aliens come and start the destruction of the Earth. I thought that a slot would give an answer to that scary assumption; maybe the only exit would be the underwater world ruled by a mighty gods’ son Triton. Since slots never lie about predicting the future I decided to test my hypothesis by playing “Triton’s Treasure”. The slot was very tight even though I had a few nice wins. After I triggered 15 Free Spins with a x3 multiplier winning pathetic $1.16, I had to accept that Triton surely wouldn’t save us. “Poseidon! Amphitrite! HEEEELP!

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